me_irl.exe

mlembug:

drafthearse:

first it was girls’ locker rooms vs boys’ locker rooms then it was the feminine urge to vs the masculine urge to now it’s girl dinner vs boy dinner when will it end when will we escape i feel like maybe some of you guys dont even want to escape doesnt anyone else want to escape

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“i hate other trans men theyre all stupid im the only normal one” oh youre sooo smart and special and unique lets all throw ourselves at your feet lets throw a party

greathoughtsphilosopy:

Yuup Thats me. Youre probsbky wondering how i got my self into this situation . Welll, im a drainfly . We eat sludge and stagnnant water out of drains . (RECORD SCRATHCH) “ewwww! ” What ! Are you kidding ! this stuff is the tastest EVER ! Come on , Ill Show you.

MY LIFE AS A TEENAGE DRAINFLY

trippiest:

what a beautiful day to not be in high school

pocket-deer-art:

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September 15, 2123

im going crazy i need my outside time can it get 40 degrees cooler please

play-now-my-lord:

play-now-my-lord:

feralratbitesu:

elon musk is literally like a parody. like he cant genuinely fucking be like this like bro is on some satirical depiction of a spoiled rich kid type shit. like hes a cartoon evil rich guy. throwing tantrums bc someone criticized him or said they didnt like him. spending billions of dollars to buy an app and then changing the app every time someone uses a feature of the app to insult him or hurt his feefees. dude straight up does the cartoon steam blowing out of ears train whistle shit irl every time someone says anything mean to him or is transgender but whats terrifying is he has enough money to do anything he wants and millions of chuds who would gladly no homo suck his cock every night before he goes to bed. like. how has someone come to be like this. why has this been allowed to happen why was he created

i think most rich guys are actually more like elon than they aren’t, they all have simpering fanclubs online but enough haters to keep them up at night. i’ve seen a good half-dozen “richest man in X country” instagram accounts litigating their personal beef with some obscure shitposter who won’t stop trolling them. they run the world but everyone doesn’t love them so they’re not happy

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this is the richest guy in africa and his mortal enemy, a bored brazilian man

welovethesedogs:

th3_s3nsitiv3_snack3r: just burst into tears after learning my preferred brand of onion dip would no longer be sold (╥ _ ╥)… but later felt true, human joy when i tasted the newest flavor sour of gummy bears (,,> ᴗ <,,) just another day in the life of me, the sensitive snacker

orgyporgy:

The way dinner doesn’t exist until you make it. Hell world.